Phew … the downing of two American pilots over Iran might have ended in tragedy. Instead, it was a uniquely American triumph. “Britain couldn’t have pulled off this Iran rescue,” admits a Member of the U.K. Parliament:
The American airman will have had to display huge courage but he would have known the most powerful military in the world was with him.
“We got him,” President Trump said. The New York Times report said that the capture of the Air Force Colonel (who has not been identified” could have been “possible leverage” for Iran—ya think? Unlike the U.K. Member of Parliament, a New York Times analysis found that the American rescue “dangerously emboldened” both the U.S. and Iran.
The New York Post (Ms. Must proffers thanks for a great newspaper that doesn’t parrot the pathetic elites) describes how a seriously injured American pilot climbed a mountain, hid in a crevice, and dodged Iranian bounty-hunters for 36 hours:
The tough-as-nails US Air Force colonel shot down over Iran was seriously wounded but still climbed a 7,000-foot ridge and hid in a crevice to evade capture for 36 hours — even with bounty-hunters on his tail.
The cool-as-a-cucumber American hero, who has yet to be publicly identified, spent one and a half days hiding in the Zagros Mountains range and dodging the enemy after his F-15E went down in hostile territory Friday.
The CIA and SEAL Team 6 resorted to subterfuge to throw Iranian bounty hunters off the trail. Here’s another account of the amazing rescue. An editorial in the Wall Street Journal cites the rescue as evidence of American competence and bravery:
Within hours of the crash, the press was already asking the White House press secretary if the airman’s capture would complicate President Trump’s war strategy. Instead the rescue is a moment to celebrate a wartime triumph.
It is nothing short of remarkable that more U.S. pilots haven’t been shot down in the month since the war began. This testifies to the U.S. and Israeli dominance of the skies, even if the risks of a lucky shot from the ground can never be eliminated in a conflict.
President Trump has given Iran until Tuesday evening to open the Strait of Hormuz or else. The New York Times quotes Iranian officials saying that Trump’s “or elses” amount to war crimes. The Free Press’s Eli Lake is also against bombing Iran’s civilian infrastructure, but because it will be needed if opposition forces are able to establish a new government.
Super-duper New York Post op-ed by former CIA agent Martin Gurri answers the 10 most important questions about the Iran war (e.g., is this war legal?). “Experts” are arguing that Iran is winning, leading The Free Press’s Armin Rosen to ask, “Why are so many pundits, professors, and think-tankers arguing the absurdity that Iran is the real winner of a conflict it is lopsidedly losing?” This Just In: Iran’s Intelligence Chief has just been killed. Mark Penn posts on X that the next two weeks are critical.
Oh, let’s have some good, clean fun. We won’t be downright sledgehammer nasty as liberals are about conservative women, but Ms. Must predicts that Jennifer Siebel Newsom is destined to give conservatives more fun than we’ve had since Teresa Heinz Kerry addressed the DNC. Miranda Devine writes about Gavin Newsom’s helpmeet this morning:
Jennifer Siebel Newsom is the very avatar of Democrat Woman.
Haughty, hectoring and pleased with herself, she is single-handedly wrecking her henpecked husband Gavin’s lofty political ambitions.
Over the weekend, she inserted herself into the news again with an Instagram video pontificating that the departure of Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem from President Trump’s cabinet is proof that the commander-in-chief is waging a “war on all women.”
As she enunciated every bad word she could think of for Trump’s “sexism and misogyny,” she bizarrely smiled: “Devalued” — smile. “Degraded” — smile. “Diminished” — smile.
Meanwhile, a dog voted, and his vote was counted in California. Allysia Finley has the story—and its implications.
Obviously, Ms. Newsom wasn’t the only Dem on Hate Trump duty this weekend. SNL was also at its post (via the Daily Caller):
The live audience of Saturday Night Live loudly applauded a joke about the possibility of President Donald Trump being assassinated while attending a musical.
Trump attended the opening night of “Chicago” Tuesday at the Kennedy Center with First Lady Melania Trump, where he was “mostly cheered,” according to the Associated Press. SNL’s “Weekend Update” host Michael Che made an apparent reference to President Abraham Lincoln, who was assassinated during a performance at Ford’s Theater in 1865.
Lincoln was assassinated on Good Friday, which makes the “joke” even more unfunny.
It appeared during oral arguments last week that the Supreme Court was not likely to rule in favor of President Trump’s Executive Order on birthright citizenship. Townhall’s Kurt Schlichter is readying his troops. “Don’t Freak Out When We Lose the Birthright Citizenship Case,” he advises.
George Washington University Law Professor and Fox Contributor Jonathan Turley, also sympathetic to limits on birthright citizenship, argues that we must “reclaim” our own birthright, even if it means a constitutional amendment:
We are becoming a virtual mockery as we watch millions game the birthright citizenship system. China alone has hundreds of tourism firms that have made fortunes in arranging for Chinese citizens to come to U.S. territory to give birth and then return home.
No republic can last without controlling its borders and the qualifications for citizenship. We have allowed U.S. citizenship to become a mere commodity for the most affluent or unscrupulous among us.
The combination of open borders and open-ended citizenship is an existential threat to this Republic.
“Bailing Out Chicago Would Send a Dangerous Message” is the headline on a City Journal story by Thomas Savidge. Bailing out Chicago? Savidge writes:
At its core, Chicago’s fiscal problems are straightforward. For decades, the city has committed itself to unsustainable spending levels. While its ridership is declining, the Chicago Transit Authority (CTA) is flush with funds thanks to sales tax and driver fees. Chicago Public Schools (CPS) expenditures keep growing despite declining student enrollment. In addition to structural budget deficits, Chicago has some of the nation’s largest unfunded pension liabilities.
Meantime, residents are fleeing both Chicago and the State of Illinois….
The only constructive way forward is for federal officials to make an explicit warning against bailouts. When fiscally mismanaged states and cities see that Washington won’t enable their behavior, they may finally make the necessary and painful adjustments to restore fiscal solvency.
How Chicago manages its fiscal situation going forward will tell us a lot—both about the city’s financial future and about Washington’s response.
“Even Southern States Should Worry About Migration to Florida” is the headline on a WSJ op-ed. Florida attracts families because of school choice. The author suggests that other southern states should beef up their school choice policies to keep up with Florida.
More Education News. The Washington Post reports on a great development:
An upstart college entrance exam — designed to be an alternative to the ACT and SAT and featuring works from ancient Western civilization — is gaining support from the Trump administration and conservatives in red and purple states.
“We’ve had some big wins,” said Jeremy Tate, founder of the test and the Maryland company behind it, Classic Learning Initiatives.
While all three tests have verbal and math sections, the CLT stands out because it mainly features passages from noted philosophers, religious scholars, scientists and authors in the canon of Western literature, including Plato, St. Augustine, Dante and Shakespeare. Students can take the test at a traditional testing site or online at home.
One of King Charles’ titles is “Defender of the Faith” (first conferred by a Pope but then by Parliament after the Pope revoked it). Some U.K. Christians are angry that the King, having delivered himself of Ramadan and Eid statements, declined to deliver an Easter message. Ms. Must’s Easter message is that she hopes you had a beautiful Easter Sunday.
Was that so hard, Your Majesty?